My Real Best Friend... Crew neck

My Real Best Friend... Crew neckI have witnessed just about every aberrant, disgusting, abominable, repugnant, grotesque, reprehensible behavior from my real best friend. But never, ever, not even once, did he shit on my carpet. .: Classic fit .: 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (5. 3 oz yd (180 g m)) .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size

irresponsible slobs are destroying some of our finest beach front property with their audacious

With friends like these I don't think we need any enemies

clumsy bastards fall out on their heads for the first of many times

Caption Reads:  Stop The Hate

in 8 8 9 9 10 10 11 11 This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel

: Tear away label

Count me in

punching themselves in the head

illegal alien chicks

not even once

I'm mean really

Stop drunk whales from sleeping on our beaches